- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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