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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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