- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Golf.

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