A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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