- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Women's rights.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Kevin and Ramin

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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