- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Dead girls can't say no.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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