How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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