- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Nobody cares maddie!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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