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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all