- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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