- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

race-car = rac-ecar

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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