- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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