- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A American seeking into mexico

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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