- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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