- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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