"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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