- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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