- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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