- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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