- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A hill billy went fishing

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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