Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Good job, son.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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