Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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