- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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