im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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8--------------------- penis

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Guess what? The Game.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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