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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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