Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What is life? Paul.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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