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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

You should read the Terms of Service.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

God is real.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Im taking a shit right now.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

you give like i give lomain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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