- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

PENIS :)

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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