What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

knock knock... ...no answer

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Who has no penis Religious Believers

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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