What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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