Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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