- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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