- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why dont they make black forks

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

The FCC

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Peas

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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