- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

42

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??