How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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