- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

9/11 my birthday

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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