What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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