- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

quantum physics?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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