- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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