What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Vagina cream... end of story

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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