Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Yellow People !!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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