Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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woman's rights

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Who wants water? I do.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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SHUT UP JP

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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