- Anti Joke

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9