Cripples are lame.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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