- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

a black man pays his child support

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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