Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Oh, go away

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