- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Roses are red.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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