- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What is life? Paul.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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