Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Horse.

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Anti Joke

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