OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A penis walks into a bar..

WOw you have no life

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I am quite mature.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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