- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's up? Your time.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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