- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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