Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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