What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

hey guys im gay

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

AIDS

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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