what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Horse.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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