Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Communism hehe xd

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tea with milk?

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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I asked her where you were.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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