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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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