- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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