why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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