- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

My three children are three big mistakes.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what kind of dog can tiptoe

homosexual rights to marriage

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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