Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did your mum die young because she had canser

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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