- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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