roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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