Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What is life? Paul.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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