- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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