- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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