You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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You are joking right?

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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