Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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