Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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