- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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