- Anti Joke

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.