- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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