What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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