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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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