- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

13 =B you just learned something

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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