Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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penis

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