- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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