What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Men's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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