- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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