What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

hers a joke... japanese people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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