Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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