a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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