- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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