- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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