Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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