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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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