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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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