What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Chuck Norris.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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it was all Tagart

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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