- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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