ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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