- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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