Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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