What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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