Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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My mum is called Steve

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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