so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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