- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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