- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Japan

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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