- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Knock Knock Who's there

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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