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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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