Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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whats black and strange a paki

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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