Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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