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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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