- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

woman's rights

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*