- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Chlamydia

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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