What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Chlamydia

here's a joke... the american education society

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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