- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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