Andoni was here

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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