- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

I wrote a funny joke.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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