- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

here's a joke... the american education society

A fat guy!

Chlamydia

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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