Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A lot eh?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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