- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

cory

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

call me maybe.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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