- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

I'm Coming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Diarrhea

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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