- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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