- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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