- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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