- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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