- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A fat guy!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Who is John Galt?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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