- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Good job, son.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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