What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

quantum physics?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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