- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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