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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

So a seal walks into a club.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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