- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your mom.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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