- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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