- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

My jeans

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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