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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Whats the defination of cruelty

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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