- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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