- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

hi michael

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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