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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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