- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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