- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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