Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's brown an sticky Shit

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Link ate ink to make him sink.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

bite me

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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