- Anti Joke

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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