- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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