- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Your mom went to college

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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