Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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call me maybe.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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