- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Death by kayak

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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