What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Your mom.

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