- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.