why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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